I've Just Gotta Get a Message to You (Discworld Version) by Ryan Opp and the BeeGees Old Reacher talked to me and he smiled, He said, "Come and send a note, send it two thousand miles. Say, 'Hello! How's it going, Twoflower?' It will arrive in just hours, through our semaphore towers." I've just gotta get a message to you. Dear Sue, Love you! Please no tamp'ring from the Smoking G-NU. Dear John, I'm gone! (Nooo!) He said, "There's really no risk, girl. It's state of the art, and it spans all the Discworld. From Ankh-Morpork to the monks of Oi Dong To Dijabringabeeralong, everybody sings this song." I've just gotta get a message to you. Dear Brad, How's Dad? Sent by those kids on the clacks tower crew. Dear Fred, Pa's dead! (Nooo!) I told him, "Thanks just the same, But I'm already hooked on the Discworld Clacks game. It's a craze and I can't help but catch it. Seems that no game can match it, by Opp, Moon, and Pratchett." I've just gotta get a message to you. Dear Fern, Your turn! All I need is a wild or blue. Dear Nate, Checkmate! (Nooo!) I've just gotta get a message to you. Dear Horus, Last chorus! One more couplet and this song will be through. Dear Paul, That's all! (Nooo!)